mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

will graham tries to solve the mystery of who’s been smoking all the Weed with the help of Harijuana Lecter 

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

mama-bird:

coffeeandklonopin:

coffeeandklonopin:

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

mclovenasty:

you play league of legends? AND world of warcraft?

lol, wow.

starkidfanaticnumber394:

So imagine a Harry Potter TV series but BETTER than Game of Thrones because seasons 1 and 2 would be Founders, 3-5/6 would be Marauders, 6/7-13/14 would be the books, and then 13/14-forever would be post-Hogwarts Golden Trio and Next-Gen and it would be absolutely brilliant.

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

officialdavidbowie:

David Bowie: a singer who can act, an actor who can sing, or a bunch of birds in human clothing fooling us all? We may never know

sliver0verlord:

my mom: *does not tell anyone what needs to be done*

my mom: *complains when nothing gets done and acts like its entirely my fault*

particlefucker:

dont let tumblr make you believe that

-eating car hubcaps is cool

-being an inanimate object is acceptable

-post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk

-having a corporeal form is healthy

-france exists

-chemtrails aren’t real

t-mdelonge:

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body