how to spot a fake geek boy: says deadpool is heterosexual
This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you. Even if school, work or general life isn’t okay, you’ll get through it because you are damn strong and amazing.
I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
to catch a redditor
*sunlight hits your laptop screen*
every piece of dust in the world
i feel like i’d enjoy being an assassin if it didn’t involve killing people
what if instead of killing people you got hired to just ruin their day. like the mafia or someone paid you to park behind someone’s car so they can’t back out of a spot when they’re in a rush in the morning and you make them late for work.
i would enjoy that immensely
there is a long list of people that i would gladly do that to without payment
Tiny dragons with colourful scales living in trees and feeding on fruits and flowers’ nectar
Bioluminescent aquatic dragons roaming in the abyss and scaring the hell out of sailors
Fluffy dream dragons capable of feeling when children are having nightmares and materializing into their room to cuddle with them
Giant, old as the universe dragons exploring space, needing nothing but starlight to survive
how do you know youre asexual if you havent had sex???
how do you know you arent sexually attracted to toothpaste if youve never slathered your genitalia with it and shoved the tube up your anus????
how do you know?????
You have some shockingly good points. Just a second
Update: I am not sexually attracted to toothpaste
For The Masses:
Reblog to save a life.
so the first four hoards were so popular that theyve become kind of on ongoing series ! some of the ones here feature the commissioners ocs and personal items, but ALL of them involve things very dear to me: weird lizards on piles of junk
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if you have not seen this PLEASE do now
I SCROLLED THROUGH 3 MONTHS ON LIKES TO FIND THIS VIDEO
IF YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND SEVEN VAGAÑAS. HERE U GO
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A grab bag of fandoms, jokes, actors, video games, femisism, and anything else I feel like reblogging.
watching: the office, scrubs, once upon a time.
playing: unturned, tf2, LA noire, just filler games.
listening: any kind of music besides country tbh.